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that guy: So mega rex, tell us a little about yourself
so we can all get to know you better
mega
rex:
Well let's see here. I have size 12 ankles, 3 fingers,
no toes and a rubber suit. Is that what you were looking
for?
that
guy: I guess that will do. How long have you been
a hero?
mega
rex:
Honestly, I can't really remember. It seems like ever
since I can remember. But then again it also seems like
that long ago since I tried out for the new pepsi commercial
but got rejected.
that guy: Do you ever get
tired of your heightened status as a superhero?
mega
rex:
Well you know, that guy, it does make it harder when I
want to go out and select fine olives to accompany my
dinner. You see proper olive selection takes an unmeasureable
amount of concentration. People are always coming up to
me and saying things like "Hey! You stopped us from
robbing the library last week," or, "Hey you,
you look like an idiot in that suit." You know, stuff
that famous super heros get all the time. Believe me the
glamour fades faster than a 1947 paint job.
that guy: Uh, yes.
Ok. Moving on. Can you tell us why your suit has that
big thing on top of it? What does it do?
mega
rex:
Well I get that a lot and the story I tell people goes
like this... one day I was passing through Egypt to see
the Grand Canyon when suddenly I became so hot that I
wanted to take the headpiece off of this thing. I gave
it a good yank and instead of getting it off, I stretched
it out. But don't worry, I actually like it. Not only
does it get me in better with the ladies, it also doubles
as a secret weapon.
that guy: Wow! So you have
a weapon in there?
mega
rex:
Shhhhh!!!!! How did you find that out? It's a secret!!!!
that guy: Right. Uh. So do
you have any future plans other than saving the world
or something like that?
mega
rex:It's
funny you should ask that. I have been planning the ultimate
corporate giant for the past several years. I'm going
to name it Mega Olive Mart Incorporate Dot Com Communications.
We will produce only the finest olive incorporations Network
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that guy: Buz, we've all heard your heart-wrenching
story of near decapitation by a backyard bully with not
enough riddlin in his water. Can you tell us about how
you've grown from this experience?
buz:
*Quack
that
guy: An absolute tear jerker. How have you and
Mega Rex been getting along since you two teamed up?
buz:
*Quack
that guy: Incredible.
buz:
*Quack
that guy: Can you
tell us about your tramatic experience with the court
system as you battled against video game giant Nintendo
for their release of Duck Hunt? What exactly happened,
and how much money did you receive for the settlement?
buz:
*Quack *Quack
that guy: Oh, I see. Do you
have anything else you'd like to add?
buz:
. . .
that guy: Thank you for your
time mr. buz duck. it's been a pleasure to speak with
you.
buz:
*Quack
that
guy: Wait! Wait! Don't do that right there!!! I
just had this office cleaned!!!!!!!
buz:
*Quack *Quack
*Quack *Quack
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